Will gwern and Laria Reynolds end up dating?

Will a 3D printed android/realdoll/digital twin of gwern get a girlfriend before gwern gets one?

Will Alexey guzey have a relationship with a thiel fellow, Atlas fellow, TKS'er, cockatoo, repligate, or Rochelle?

Will gwern ever get a formal job? (not just contract work) by 2038?

Will gwern and AellaGirl finally make love?

Will gwern become a father and produce a @gwernbabby/have at least one kid by EOY2035?

Will there be a marriage between a TKS'er and a Thiel Fellow sometime before 2030?

Will Kai Goodall become thiel fellow?

Will Jose Luis Ricon enter a serious long-term relationship with a Thiel Fellow by 2033?

Will someone/LLM write fanfic of gwern saving janus/repligate in castle, falling in love, and saving the world by 2029?