Will gwern and AellaGirl finally make love?

Will Gwern end up in a relationship (or fall in love) with a thiel fellow?

Will a 3D printed android/realdoll/digital twin of gwern get a girlfriend before gwern gets one?

Will Gwern and Rochelle Shen end up dating and playdating their cats by EOY2026

Will gwern become a father and produce a @gwernbabby/have at least one kid by EOY2035?

Will gwern ever get a formal job? (not just contract work) by 2038?

Will someone/LLM write fanfic of gwern saving janus/repligate in castle, falling in love, and saving the world by 2029?

Will gwern and janus/repligate go swing dancing together by EOY2031?

Will there be more fanfiction w/gwern than fanfiction with janus/repligate by EOY2028?

Will gwern and janus/repligate go skydiving together by EOY2030?