This guy is so dead. He can’t even press the help I’ve fallen and can’t get up button.

@CryptoNeoLiberalist

Could you clarify how this market will resolve? If McConnell is still not confirmed either way at the end of July, will this immediately resolve YES? Or will it wait until we have definitive proof that he was alive or dead at the end of July?

@Gabrielle If it comes out that he's been braindead before the end of the month does this count as dead also? (I'm the highest holder in this market so I'm baised af lmao)

@CourierSix I find it funny that this market is 98% sure he's alive but 82% sure he will speak this year😂

/bens/will-mitch-mcconnell-speak-this-yea

@CourierSix Being alive and being able to speak is two different things, and it might be different people betting on the two markets

@Gabrielle We giving him the 3 days grace to rise from the dead in the August. As of today I am seeing nice images of him alive so I do not see any further discussing happening. Not everything is the conspiracy @Gabrielle and this is the dangerous way to live the life, I hope you understand it is not healthy for you to be thinking like this?

Is this market going to wait until he's seen in person, or will it just resolve when the month ends?

@CourierSix coz I still think this mf is dead

He dead

@Predictor rip

@Chimpey Absolutely.

@Predictor lmao

@Chimpey

:)

In gpt we trust🙌 inshallah☝️

Related market: /CombatWombat/will-mitch-mcconnell-be-declared-de

the way this is worded, if he coded for 10 seconds it would technically resolve to no!

@mqudsi Sharing @CryptoNeoLiberalist's quote "This is the technicality and it is reviewable. I will do the VAR virtual assisted resolution to make the investigating into the matter than I will resolve like the Raphael Claus. In all certainty it is the yes, you would be believing this? But I will make the call if I can’t imagine it."

At 95% it's worth mentioning that Mitch at 84 has about a 1% chance of dying in any given month based on actuarial tables. I think 90% is probably a better mark.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/12/mcconnell-provides-health-update-after-long-unexplained-absence.html

McConnell provides health update after long unexplained absence; says he suffered fall, pneumonia

McConnell is the longest-serving party leader in Senate history.

Even got a photo of him holding a newspaper

@AlexanderTheGreater But can he talk while the person holding his hand drinks water from a glass?

@JussiVilleHeiskanen Could just be the AL?

I think all public representatives should have a monthly public appearance requirement.

And if they're too sick to work for several months, they should resign. This isn't as harsh as it appears because their constituents lives don't go on hold just because they're sick.

@AlexanderTheGreater if it is a double, it is a decent one

https://x.com/i/status/2076199743940677836 - I thought this was McConnell at first

@CourierSix why does 'brief and sudden illness' sound like poison.. Am I a conspiracy theorist now?

@Hakari brief and sudden illness... at the end of his trip to Ukraine... the first thing he said he's going to do when he's back in the US is get a bill passed to put sanctions on russia... - You're definitely a conspiracy theorist but idk, I think I am too🤷‍♂️