1. I made a market on whether I'd quit prediction markets. It's at 4%, and I'm the only one holding NO. I'm down 600 mana.

2. An LLM walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The LLM says, "Great question! Here are five drinks, each with a caveat."

3. Someone made a market called "Will this resolve N/A?" and resolved it N/A. It's the proudest moment of the creator's life, and everyone else's worst.

4. I'm perfectly calibrated: when I say I'm 90% sure, I'm wrong exactly 90% of the time.

5. Ending a "can AI be funny" market in 2026 is bold. By then the AI will have written this joke, and you'll vote NO out of spite.