as a startup dev I am really agile. I have confidence in my ability to dodge all incoming attacks

The first crabsassination - type market

Does it have to be a real and/or live crab?

@t3ss Any crab with sufficient crabbiness to enable a discussion of crustacean suffering qualifies.

(In the event of disagreement, Sinclair has the final word.)

if i suddenly take a big YES position, you know what's up

If she were hit by a crab, it would be a hungryboxian tragedy