Will Vitalik Buterin have a boyfriend/husband (at least once) before 2026?

Will @duck_master have girlfriend by EOY2026?

Will Kevin Zhang get a girlfriend before the end of 2026?

Will @nearcyan get a girlfriend by EOY 2026?

Will Vitalik Buterin have an OMICm age more than 6 years younger than his chrnological age?

Will Vitalik Buterin be found guilty of fraud before 2028?

Will Vitalik Buterin (co-founder and inventor of Ethereum) be charged with any felony crime before 2030?

Will Elon Musk get married (yet again) before 2028?

Will Ilya Gulko get a girlfriend by EOY 2027?

By 2028, will Eliezer Yudkowsky announce he's in love with an AI girlfriend?