Will any alumni of the Matt Kaeberlein lab become a HHMI investigator?

Will Stephen Kade (sfrey.net) have girlfriend by EOY2030

Will a HHMI Investigator be sprung out of Alexey Guzey's NewScience by 2040?

Will i get an hc internship by this summer/ EOY

Will ANYONE from the Ed boyden lab win nobel prize by EOY 2033

Will any Caltech students become a Thiel Fellow by EOY2030?

Will Michael Levin become a investigator with the Howard Hughes Medical Institute?

Will EKKOLAPTO become a MIT Media lab student by EOY2034

Will Kenny Workman or Alfredo Andere of latch.bio win a Nobel Prize by EOY2060?

Will @FutureHouseSF recruit Keoni Gandall by EOY 2028?