Will Jose Luis Ricon ever own a furby?

Will Rochelle Shen ever own a furby?

Will Jeremy Nixon have a family by 2030?

Will Jeremy Nixon get diagnosed with plasticosis by EOY2039?

Will Jeremy Nixon be a millionaire by 2028?

Will c-haus in Cambridge get a furby by eoy2029

Will Bryan Johnson get a PET by EOY2030?

Will Bryan Johnson adopt a parrot by 2030?

Will any current or former US President or member of the Cabinet identify as a furry by 2039?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!) attract a velcro bird on him by EOY2045?