Will LLMs Daydream by EOY 2026?

Will Alexey guzey grow out his beard by EOY2026

Will Alexey Guzey get TMS/tFUS by EOY2029?

Will Alexey Guzey be deported out of the United States by EOY2029?

Will an LLM improve its own ability along some important metric well beyond the best trained LLMs before 2026?

Will we have a popular LLM fine-tuned on people's personal texts by June 1, 2026?

In 2028, will Gary Marcus still be able to get LLMs to make egregious errors?

Will *either* Qiaochu Yuan *or* Alexey Guzey get SAINT/accelerated TMS/tFUS by EOY 2027?

In 2028, will LLMs still be able to get Gary Marcus to make egregious errors?

Will Alexey Guzey become a lord (Lord Guzey)?