Will Bryan Johnson [BJ!] get a well-deserved BJ in 2025 or 2026?

Will Sam Rosen and AellaGirl have sex by EOY 2029?

Will Bryan Johnson get an Encyclopedia Dramatica article by EOY2031?

Will someone make an assassination attempt on Bryan Johnson by EOY2035?

Will Aella have a child by 2030?

Will Bryan Johnson try DMT by EOY2028 (and tweet about it)?

Will Bryan Johnson get a PET by EOY2030?

By 2028, will Aella announce she's in love with an AI boyfriend?

Will Bryan Johnson be diagnosed with Plasticosis by EOY 2032?

Will there be a 3+ minute video of Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) and AellaGirl both making love by EOY2028?