Afraid of losing money on one of those Ponzi scheme markets? I formulated a new type of market that gives you a GUARANTEED RETURN of 100% of your investment! It's simple:

1. Add however much you want to the bounty.

2. Comment saying how much you added.

3. I will give you a bounty equal to the amount you added!

This is the most rationalussy investment to make, as there is NO CHANCE of losing mana!!!