WILL JOSE LUIS RICON EAT A PARROT BY EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have a pet stochastic parrot by EOY2029?

Will Jose Luis Ricon end up owning a pet cockatoo?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) have a relationship/fall in love with a Blue-and-yellow macaw?

Will a parrot attempt a mating attempt on Jose Luis Ricon by 2050?

Will Jose Luis Ricon successfully contract a case of #ParrotFever by 2030?

Will Jose Luis Ricon and Rochelle Shen both get a furby or parrot and then learn words from each other's furby/parrot

Will Jose Luis Ricon ever own a furby?

Is Jose Luis Ricon a normie?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!) attract a velcro bird on him by EOY2045?